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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.